|Thursday, March 20th, 2008|
Should this lovely boy eat bacon or sausage? Current Mood: curious
|Thursday, December 8th, 2005|
I am a Geek...
who watches Stargate: Atlantis. Good exchange between two soldier guys in one episode:
Soldier #1: Bacon.
Soldier #2: The one thing you wish you'd brought with you is bacon.
Soldier #1: It's the food that makes other food worth eating.
Soldier #2: You wish you'd brought bacon to another galaxy.
I think that Soldier #2 deserves a promotion.
|Wednesday, September 21st, 2005|
bacon is cancer
bacon is hot
bacon is me
bacon is shown attired in his robes as lord keeper of the great seal and lord chancellor
bacon is good
bacon is seductive enough to roust the most stubborn sleepyheads
bacon is a demon
bacon is a bit like falling in love
bacon is involved in a number of civic organizations
sausage is mouldy
sausage is a revolutionary taste treat
sausage is uniquely positioned to capitalise on growing demand and new opportunities for its services and products both here and overseas
sausage is pediococcus cervisiae
sausage is known across the land
sausage is a common element
sausage is sexy
sausage is a highly nutritious food for people living with cystic fibrosis
|Monday, August 22nd, 2005|
Google returns 8,930,000 hits for 'bacon'.
and only 3,670,000 for 'sausage'.
Don't listen to elitist sausage propaganda, the masses prefer bacon!
|Friday, June 10th, 2005|
|Monday, May 2nd, 2005|
|Wednesday, December 29th, 2004|
i just needed to ask... is it ok to love them both?
because i do...
bacon... so greasy... so tasty
sausage...so greasy...so tasty
once i was on atkins and had a sausage bacon sandwich. i used the sausage patties like bread, very messy, but still... so tasty
can something that feels so right, be so wrong?
|Monday, November 29th, 2004|
|Friday, November 19th, 2004|
It seems no one loves bacon so it has had to get a second job working airport
Bacon on Patrol! Current Mood: amused
|Friday, October 22nd, 2004|
MY MOM PREFERS BACON OVER SAUSAGE.
because sausage is gross.
|Friday, September 10th, 2004|
in light of the recent propoganda infecting ths list, I feel the need to present some real facts.
A) George Bush, is, in fact, 92% bacon.
B.) George Bush is in fact, a compassionate baconist.
C.) The patriot act is full of bacon.
D.) Sausagen supports gay rights.
E.) Sausage is feminist.
F) Bacon is racist, sexist and bigoted.
G) eating bacon will makes terrorists attack the country.
FACT: George W. Bush eats sausage.
FACT: John Kerry eats bacon.
FACT: Jimmy Dean is one of the many pseudonyms for OSAMA BIN LADEN
FACT: Bacon is good.
sponsered by Pig Farmers for Truth
|Thursday, September 9th, 2004|
I would just like to take this golden opportunity to remind you all of the superiority that dwells in the realm of sausage.
|Thursday, May 20th, 2004|
My boyfriend (who doesn't LJ) prefers....SAUSAGE!
we were meant to be.
Bacon: The Tough Questions.
Ok. You all think Bacon is so special (except the cool aroonic
BUT...this reporter isn't afraid to ask the tough questions.
Do they make buns for Bacon? I don't think so.
Can you deep throat bacon? Nope!
Is there a "Bacon Mobile?" Didn't think so!
Is bacon honest? I don't know!
Do they use bacon in calssy drinks? Not at all!
can you make funny penis jokes about bacon? Not as effectively!
Does bacon exercise? Not even a little bit!
can you buy Anime bacon? That's right! You can't!CLEARLY
sausage is the superior breakfast meat. Don't be fooled by the propoganda.
|Wednesday, May 19th, 2004|
|Saturday, May 15th, 2004|
I'm thinking about making some nachos and putting bacon on them. Also, I heard that Kirk Cameron hates bacon..one more reason he must die.
Bacon > Anything, ever.
|Friday, May 14th, 2004|
Bacon. That's all there is to it. Lemme break down all the coolest bacon products vs all the coolest sausage products.
Beggin Strips -- Artificial bacon for dogs. VS Snausages -- Artificial sausage for dogs.
Beggin Strips win due to being able to shout "IIIIIIt's Bacoooon!" like in the commercials. You can't scream "It's Sausage!" That's just dumb.
Bacon Cheese Dogs -- Enough nitrates to make your heart explode. VS Sausage cheese dog? -- I think not. That's just a wierd form of redundance.
Winner- Bacon cheese dogs for making you live like it's the last day of your life...because it sure feels like it after eating one.
Imitation Bacon Gravel -- crunchy little pebbles of bacon you put on your salad to make it crunchier and less healthy. VS Imitation Turkey Sausage. -- Just plain nasty
Winner - Nothing beats Imitation Bacon Gravel. EVER.
Besides, sausage can't make up it's mind whether it wants to be a link or a pattie, and bacon is confident in it's shape. Except Canadian Bacon, but everyone knows that's just ham trying to be cool like it's cousin.
|Tuesday, May 11th, 2004|
I can not belive the madness I've caused with one little community. Sasuage
There seems to be some many people in just one short day. Sasuage
THINK OF THE KITTENS!